There are far to many retarded things in this world. I mean.... Are you serious?.... Post your WTFs here.

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Ya'll some punk ass cracker jive turkey sommabish, ya dig?...

Oh, lawd, where do I start? Give me an hour. I'll think of somethin'.

So I went to lunch with Heather today, and on the way back I decided to stop by Fred Meyers to see if the had Ultimate Alliance for the PSP (they didn't, so I got God of War instead). But here's the tard part:

As I'm leavin' the parking lot, I come to the intersection where cars in the lot have to stop, and cars comin' off the highway come in and don't have to stop. So - I have a stop sign, and the big red truck across from me has a stop sign. I came to the stop first, so I figured I had the right of way to go because the big red truck was just pulling up to the stop sign, so I went... only he didn't stop. Fucker came within a foot of hitting me before slamming on his breaks, laying on his horn and his passenger leans out the window to start cussing at me. So I (semi) calmly rolled down the passenger window, leaned over so they could see me, and pointed at their stop sign. And then flip them the bird. And then yell "Learn to read, you fucking duschebags!" before (not so) calmly tearing out of the parking lot and frightening an old lady.

The best part was scaring the old lady.

Now now, Mike, don't make granny illy have to teach you a lesson.

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Ya'll some punk ass cracker jive turkey sommabish, ya dig?...

I was in a store one time, and it was a store where you can see the parking lot from the inside.

I set off my car alarm as an old lady walked by.

I swear to god she pissed herself. >_>

BTW, God of War PSP is great.

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Damnit I cannot think of any old people stories! >.<

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Im trying to think of good old lady stories too lol.. but Dustin's had me lolling.. I might have to do that someday.. even with just random pedestrians.. young or old XD

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Mike's dad plays with his alarm on his car, but mostly with family, when he's about to drive somewhere and people are already starting to get in the car.

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One day Mike's sister and I decided to go to McDonalds. We pulled up to the drive-thru and waited at the stop line for this truck to move. They were waiting by the first menu, the one that you do not order from, and there was no one in front of the truck. So we waited a few seconds, and then someone got out of the passenger seat.
It looked like he was looking for money in the seat, but that's not what caught our attention. This guy had on light denim cut-off shorts that were sagging a lot. And he had on no boxers/briefs... So we saw the top half off his ass AND he had red spots all over. Kind of looked like scabies. Bleh.
Eventually Mr Scabies got back into his truck and they backed up into a parking spot and continued searching for money. Mike's sister and I almost lost our appetite. Actually, I'm really not sure how we ate after that.

Later that day, I drew her a picture with crayola markers.

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Crotch rot.. I mean WTF... Seriously... it needs to end.. Johnsons baby powder is MAKING A KILLING

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