So ...

went to my first strip club last night in WV - only 1hour 30min from my place - I wasn't driving ^^

But here is the story - this is more about my buddy who just got back from Iraq than me.

Mikey- friend from Iraq
John - friend who drove

We start off the night at a local bar shooting pool and drinking alil. I didn't drink more then 2 drinks there cause well I didn't know if was driving, but Mikey got pretty drunk before we even left. So we get down there Mikey some how has already picked up one of them no more then 2 mins after we get there. Ends up buying her shots and drinks left and right - mind you the drinks here are somewhat expensive for the lil bit they give ya so I don't know how much he ended up spending on alcohol.

But here is sitting at the bar with this stripper me and John are chilling watchin the girls on the stage. One of the hottest ones sits down next to us Blonde hair blue eyes like 5'5 least Cs great body has her tongue pierced and belly button. we start talking she comments on my shirt (wearing a nerdy shirt) so thats what starts the conversation, but alas I really have no clue what to talk about to a stripper so John just gives her some money and tells me to go get a lapdance. So I go get the lapdance it was damn good I can't lie.

So yeah we talk alil bit more, and john says ya know there is a champagne room where ya got a 30 mins / bottle of champagne and her completely nakkid - I was like hmmm firist strip club and she is freakin gorgeous might as well try it. So payed it went in there talked for a few min while waited for a song she liked to come on. Here i find out she has her nipples pierced . I am just like O.O I love that but thats beside the point. She dances for like 25 min yadda yadda yadda it was very good. Talked for alil bit more after, ended up being there for like 45 - no I didn't get any it was just fun time ^^. Because again this was for Mikey and I wasn't about to spend that much money haha


So yeah get out Mikey goes in with his girl (she was ok but not that good, but hey she looked like she was alot more willing to put out.) So we sit there watchin the girls I get Miz a lapdance from one the hotter girls. We chill for a while Mikey finally comes back. We are talking to one of the other girls. Mikey is back at the bar with his stripper getting more to drink - mind you he is already pretty tanked as it is plus you get champagne when ya go into that room. So Mikeys stripper goes on stage and stuff he ends up talking to the one we were talking to just to pass the time. Miz gets me another dance from the one of the hotter ones. I get him another one. At this time Mikey gets both of the strippers he has been talking to go into the champagne room.

He spends more or less the rest of the night in there. John and me are like WTF, but it was cool though he went and took out large sums of money in between times. I end up getting another lapdance from the hot one I had first again good. Though by then we were more or less trying to pass time waiting for Mikey to get out. John wanted to go into the champagne room but Mikey never came back out. So its about closing time Mikey finally stumbles out of there. We say our good byes to the girls we were talkin to and get out to the parking lot.

Mikey proceeds to stumble around and tell us what happened. I will spare the details , but he had lots of fun, even if it cost him a lot of monies ^^


but the story doesn't end there!

he is passed out on the way back home mind you its like 4:30am when we finally get to his house. We wake him up .. sorta ... he is completely fucked up by now. He pulls himself outta the car and says I am going back in if you guys dont go in. We can only assume he was talkin about the champagne room. He had no clue where he was or what he was doing. It was awesome >.<

So thought about just leaving him to his own devices for comedic value, but being friends we figured to get him into the house. He doesn't have his keys and the door is locked. So I end up climbing through his window to open the door for him. Where he was like completely sandwiched between the main door and the screen door. He almost falls into the house when I open the door. So I finally get him into his room. I point at the bed and tell him to get in. He is like you put yer face down there first! (not entirely sure what he meant by that. But i tell him nah I am good you can go first and bam face first into his bed and he is out again.


I walk out of the house and shut the door and we go to a sheetz down the road and get some food and I go home and go to bed finally.


This morning he messages me on AIM (I am not sure what the hell I am doing up then or even still) saying this isn't good. I ask what isnt? he says he doesn't remember anything past the first time he went into the room with the 2 girls. So sadly enough he doesn't remember what happened and he is pissed which I couldn't help but laugh at it.


so moral of the story - take all the cash you are willing to spend out and leave your card at home ^^

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rofl i like how you put this in love and relationships

i need to starrt a section hookers and strippers

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it was either journal or this

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good info to know - friend of mine's having a bachelor party this dec and there may be a strip club involved and I honestly had no idea what to expect...

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I've never been to a strip club.

you should go - i hear that girls have more fun than the guys. i will probably feel uncomfortable and not know how much to "spend"

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yea some girls actually go up and do a little pole dance rofl
or they buy a man-hooker =O
lol

Yeah, I hear girls have fun at strip clubs, too. I hear lap dances are fun...?

"put yer face down there first! "


HAHA. best line of this story. Sounds like you guys had a night of debauchery.. I APPROVE!

it was lots of fun ... and seeing its my birthday and last real night for my buddy he wants go back down again ... I am kinda leary about driving down there again haha

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