Eric

A list by Eric

they smell
they are loud
they poop green (poop should be brown-black)
they cry in stores
they poop in stores
they make weird noises in stores
they tend to be in the way
double wide strollers are the devil
fuck double wide strollers
i cant say fuck around kids without getting a dirty look.
cats can poop in a box...why cant a baby?
They make weird faces
they are small
they back talk
they...

weekend before anime vegas am I prepared. hell no.. What oh what am I going to do?

Batteries charged
costume ready
beer?


HMMMMMM Okay panic attack in bound

So...every once in awhile my apartment complex has a drive through breakfast. with like OJ and donuts and what not...Last night I swear to you I had a dream about it... Which is funny because i've been doing the protein shake in the morning deal (energy FTW) So in my dream. I drove up got my OJ and banana, then the chick punches me in the dome. this morning when i drove out and saw the barracade up...I seriously only rolled my window down half way ducked my head and grabbed my garb and cheesed......

One week to go...I need to make sure I have everything

Mana potion Energy Drinks----Check
TGG tee shirts-----Check

Beer,clothes,camera,AH!


Okay heres my dilema and the reason for this blog...I have a tuxedo mask costume. Now I'm compelled to wear it due to peer pressure...But guys here's my question...Am I still going to be pimp in that? The answer is

"were you ever pimp?"

Yeah...Fuck ya'll who thought that...It's...

So I had an issue this weekend and ended up in the hospital...Anyways besides the point

I had scheduled a shoot.... And well honestly I had to bail...Didn't bring my work phone to the hospital and just had the unreliable interwebs on my iphone

So...I get home from the hospital...I have count them SEVEN missed calls from this girl, and THREE missed text messages....No voicemails....SO I check my websites and my stuff. I have been blocked so I can't respond to make my point....